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Aladdin Churchill Theatre, Bromley, UK Fri, 3rd December 2010 - Sun, 9th January 2011 From £17.00*The Churchill's pantomime for 2010/2011 season.

Amateur Transplants: In Theatre Dancehouse Theatre, Quaytickets, UK Fri, 4th June 2010 - Fri, 4th June 2010 From £15.50*Amateur Transplants (aka deviant doctors Adam Kay and Suman Biswas) sing smutty songs at a piano. They are "Superbly politically incorrect, gloriously funny" (Scotsman), "Very very funny indeed" (Radio 1) and "A cult hit" (Sunday Times). 6 million people downloaded the London Underground Song - you were potentially one of them.

Avenue Q Wyndham's Theatre, London, UK Sat, 1st May 2010 - Sat, 25th September 2010 From £24.00*Avenue Q continues the contagious, fun-filled, frolic-fueled adventure that has captured the hearts of theatre-goers everywhere. Join the residents of Avenue Q in their new home at the Wyndham's theatre on Charing Cross Road. Described as “Pant Wettingly Funny”, Avenue Q ingeniously combines a cast of humans and puppets who tackle subjects such as dating, racism, internet porn, being gay and finding your purpose in life. Avenue Q is very much the perfect musical for our time. Don’t delay – book your tickets today!

Beating Berlusconi The Studio, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sun, 7th March 2010 - Mon, 8th March 2010 From £12.00*Based on the bizarre true story of a Liverpool fan who ended up sitting next to Silvio Berlusconi at the 2005 Champions‘ League Final. The scars are deep: Margaret Thatcher, Hillsborough, Alex Ferguson. But Kenny’s final destination, nose-to-nose with Silvio, enables him to rediscover his belief in himself, his city and his class. After ecstatic reviews last year, acclaimed actor and stand-up Paul Duckworth arrives at The Lowry along with scouse chucklemeister Kenny Noonan and his thirty-nine other incarnations.

Best of Comedy Buzz Waterside Arts Centre, Quaytickets, UK Sat, 13th March 2010 - Sat, 17th April 2010 From £12.00*Another selection of the finest comedians in the land. Local lad Colin (brother of Jason) Manford comperes a top night featuring the naturally funny Jamie Sutherland, deadpan Greg Cook, manic Andy Watson, and impressionist Matt Seber. Over 18s only.

Bill Burr King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Sat, 20th March 2010 - Sat, 20th March 2010 From £16.50*Bill Burr is an American comedian who first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of 'Chappelle’s Show', Burr developed a comedic style of uninformed logic that has made him a regular performer on the 'Late Show with David Letterman'. In the future Bill hopes to get married and have some kids. But until then, he will continue to spend most of his mid-afternoons sitting in his sweatpants learning AC/DC songs on his SG. Bill is against organized religion and believes we should go back to the gold standard for our currency. None of his opinions are based on any sort of reliable information. He tends to go with his first thought, because reading makes him sleepy....

Bradley Walsh Churchill Theatre, Bromley, UK Mon, 17th May 2010 - Mon, 17th May 2010 From £19.50*Bradley Walsh has established himself as one of Britain's most versatile and popular entertainers. Arguably best known for playing Danny Baldwin in Coronation Street, for which he was won Best Dramatic Performance in the British Soap Awards, Bradley also won acclaim for his part in Law & Order UK and has also found time to host a number of TV quiz shows. For this fantastic show Bradley will be cutting loose with his own brand of stand-up comedy in which he will be casting a gaze on the ordinary and making it hilarious. Get your tickets early for an evening of laughter and fun you'll long remember....

Bring Me Sunshine Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Sat, 20th March 2010 - Sat, 20th March 2010 From £13.50*Relive the fun and laughter of Eric ‘n Ernie. Bring Me Sunshine is a celebration of the life of Britain’s best loved double act, Morecambe & Wise. This unique show is filled with all-round entertainment; comedy, magic, songs, dances, sketches and hilarious comic routines. On stage, Sanders & Martin recreate the comedy genius of Eric ‘n Ernie. Come along and see for yourself. Seeing is believing! Bobby Davro (Vinnie Monks in EastEnders) is very well-known as a TV and Stage celebrity comedian, actor, impressionist and panto star. As Eric ‘n Ernie’s celebrity guest star – Bobby joins Sanders & Martin for a fabulous fun night out for all the family, both young and old alike. ...

Calendar Girls Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes, UK Mon, 15th March 2010 - Sat, 27th March 2010 From £11.50*Starring: Lynda Bellingham, Gemma Atkinson, Judith Barker, Debbie Chazen, Letitia Dean & Jan Harvey Calendar Girls has been the fastest selling tour ever and has triumphed in the West End. Now on tour starring Lynda Bellingham with Gemma Atkinson, Judith Barker, Debbie Chazen, Letitia Dean and Jan Harvey. A group of ordinary women do something extraordinary and spark a global phenomenon when they persuade one another to pose for a charity calendar with a difference! Based on an inspiring true story, Calendar Girls is quirky, poignant and hilarious. Calendar Girls has sold-out in every Theatre it's visited before opening. Don’t miss out and book today for the show the Daily Mail called 'a marvellous, uplifting night at the theatre.'...

Chris Addison Quays Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Thu, 11th March 2010 - Thu, 11th March 2010 From £15.00*Following the sell-out success of his last appearance in 2008, Mr. Chris Addison is back! Star of the Bafta Award-winning comedy The Thick of It, In The Loop, Skins and Lab Rats, he returns with a brand new show of his critically acclaimed stand-up. Daftness! Whimsy! Jokes! Lies! Smartarsery! Flapping about! All present and correct. ‘The best stand-up I’ve seen.’ The Observer ‘He’s brilliant. No question’ The Times ‘Downright hilarious. His stories reduced a packed crowd to tears of helpless laughter.’ The Sunday Times

Clunk The Studio, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Thu, 22nd April 2010 - Thu, 22nd April 2010 From £5.00*Two women and an incoherent male live together but can't quite work out why. The radio is broken, another mysterious relative has died and there's a parcel on the step. It's like this every day. But last night I dreamt of George again... ‘Clunk’ is an absurd and refreshing comedy from Liverpool-based theatre collective The Suitcase Ensemble, and comes to The Lowry following a hugely successful premiere in 2009. A feast of unhinged humour, charming puppetry, audacious nonsense and existential angst, ‘Clunk’ casts a wry eye over a world that turns us all into idiots. "A breath of fresh air... there's not enough theatre like this at the moment" Culture Inc. ...

Comedy Sportz Waterside Arts Centre, Quaytickets, UK Sat, 24th April 2010 - Sat, 24th April 2010 From £5.00*This fast-paced improv comedy show will have you on your knees with laughter! Two teams battle it out for the biggest laughs. With quick-witted sketches, scenes and songs from whatever suggestions are thrown at them by the audiences - this is feel good fun at its best! 

Dara Ó Briain Lyric Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Thu, 13th May 2010 - Sat, 15th May 2010 From £19.50*Comedian and presenter, best known as host and civilising influence on the hugely influential “Mock the Week” on BBC2. He crops up regularly on TV and radio, and was recently one of the “Three Men in a Boat”. A consummate performer in his own right, Dara recently published “Tickling The English” – an hilarious collection of observations and anecdotes from an Irishman living among the English. “If you don’t laugh at O’Briain check your pulse. You must be dead.” (The Evening Standard)

Dave Gorman: Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Thu, 25th March 2010 - Thu, 25th March 2010 From £18.50*DAVE GORMAN is going back on the road. And when he says "on the road" he really means it! Five years after he last toured the UK he's embarking on a truly unique stand-up comedy tour. A lot of acts will tell you they're covering the length and breadth of the country... but Dave's really doing it. Dave Gorman:Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up will see the intrepid comedian covering the extremes of the British mainland as he travels from this land's southernmost point to its northernmost tip, taking in the most easterly and westerly points along the way. If nothing else he'll get to see four lighthouses. Dave will be performing each and every night of the journey but as this is a tour that promises to reach parts of the country that other tours just don't reach, it goes without saying that the venues will sometimes be a little unconventional too. He'll play in 2000 seat theatres but also 30 seat village halls. He'll be performing in a barn, the odd hotel function room and - odder still - a railway dining car. Oh, and did we mention he's going to do the whole thing on his push bike? The travelling, we mean. Not the gigs. That'd be silly. He'll be standing up for those. If he still can. He's 38 and not especially fit. 1500 miles. 32 days in the saddle. 32 nights on the stage. His Mum's told him not to do it but he won't listen. Not that you need to know all this... after all, it's not a show about the journey. Dave - whose hit Radio 4 series, GENIUS, started its new BBC TWO incarnation on our TV screens in spring 2009 -...

Dave Gorman: Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up Lyric Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sat, 13th March 2010 - Sat, 13th March 2010 From £18.50*In 2009, DAVE GORMAN set off on a unique national tour. The intention: to cycle over 1500 miles across Britain in 33 days… with a gig each night. But demand for the show has been so high that he’s decided to keep performing it… but this time without cycling from venue to venue. He’s obviously getting lazy. So now only the last bit of the title makes sense. But look at it from his point of view. Same show, fewer blisters. What would you do? Of course from your point of view it doesn’t matter because it’s not a show about the journey. Dave – whose hit Radio 4 series, GENIUS, started its BBC TWO incarnation on our TV screens in spring 2009 - may be widely acclaimed as the pioneer of documentary comedy but with this show he’s gone back to his roots as a straight up, one-man-and-a-mic stand-up whose material is “mercilessly sharp and original.” - The Times “Gorman has seen his stock rise to such an extent that he’s poised, as never before, to make the leap from cult figure to mainstream phenomenon.” - Daily Telegraph “The man is a true genius.” - The Mirror. ...

Dave Gorman: Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up Theatre Royal Brighton, Brighton, UK Sun, 14th March 2010 - Sun, 14th March 2010 From £18.50*DAVE GORMAN is going back on the road. And when he says "on the road" he really means it! Five years after he last toured the UK he's embarking on a truly unique stand-up comedy tour. A lot of acts will tell you they're covering the length and breadth of the country... but Dave's really doing it. Dave Gorman:Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up will see the intrepid comedian covering the extremes of the British mainland as he travels from this land's southernmost point to its northernmost tip, taking in the most easterly and westerly points along the way. If nothing else he'll get to see four lighthouses. Dave will be performing each and every night of the journey but as this is a tour that promises to reach parts of the country that other tours just don't reach, it goes without saying that the venues will sometimes be a little unconventional too. He'll play in 2000 seat theatres but also 30 seat village halls. He'll be performing in a barn, the odd hotel function room and - odder still - a railway dining car. Oh, and did we mention he's going to do the whole thing on his push bike? The travelling, we mean. Not the gigs. That'd be silly. He'll be standing up for those. If he still can. He's 38 and not especially fit. 1500 miles. 32 days in the saddle. 32 nights on the stage. His Mum's told him not to do it but he won't listen. Not that you need to know all this... after all, it's not a show about the journey. Dave - whose hit Radio 4 series, GENIUS, started its new BBC TWO incarnation on our TV screens in spring 2009 -...

Dave Gorman: Sit Down, Pedal, Pedal, Stop And Stand Up Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Thu, 18th March 2010 - Thu, 18th March 2010 From £18.50*In 2009, Dave Gorman set off on a unique national tour. The intention: to cycle over 1500 miles across Britain in 33 days… with a gig each night. I suppose that explains the title. But demand for the show has been so high that he’s decided to keep performing it… but this time without cycling from venue to venue. He’s obviously getting lazy. So now only the last bit of the title makes sense. But look at it from his point of view. Same show, fewer blisters. What would you do? Of course from your point of view it doesn’t matter because it’s not a show about the journey. Dave – whose hit Radio 4 series, Genius, started its BBC Two incarnation on our TV screens in spring 2009 - may be widely acclaimed as the pioneer of documentary comedy but with this show he’s gone back to his roots as a straight up, one-man-and-a-mic stand-up whose material is 'mercilessly sharp and original.' (The Times). 'Gorman has seen his stock rise to such an extent that he’s poised, as never before, to make the leap from cult figure to mainstream phenomenon.' - Daily Telegraph 'The man is a true genius.' - The Mirror...

Des McLean King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Fri, 19th March 2010 - Fri, 19th March 2010 From £17.50*Des McLean is a member of Clyde 1’s award winning ‘Bowie at Breakfast’ team as well as hosting his own popular Sunday lunchtime spot. He is back this year with a hilarious new show - The Big Chap - featuring a brand new ‘Billy Connolly’s Bulls**t Tour of...’ and lots more of McLean’s comedy gold! Adults Only. Not Suitable for Children. Part of Magners Glasgow International Comedy Festival.

Dinnerladies New Wimbledon Theatre, Wimbledon, UK Mon, 26th April 2010 - Sat, 1st May 2010 From £11.00*Take one huge hit sitcom from BBC TV. Place on a stage in a World Premiere national tour starring Andrew Dunn (Tony) and Sue Devaney (Jane) from the cast of the TV series Blend in Victoria Wood’s writing, undoubtedly some of the funniest on television, and whip into a play based on the second TV series, following the reluctant love story of Bren and Tony, egged on by Dolly, Jean, Twinkle and Anita. Mix in caretaker Stan’s words of wisdom and coat with regular appearances by Phillippa from Human Resources and Petula, Bren’s dreadful mother, and you have a recipe for madness, mirth and twelve rounds of toast!...

Freddie Starr Barnsley Metrodome, Quaytickets, UK Sat, 27th March 2010 - Sat, 27th March 2010 From £21.00*The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr will once again be thrilling UK audiences, as he takes his hilarious show to some of the country’s top theatres. One of Britain’s best loved and most enduring performers, Freddie has long since established himself as one of the all time greats, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured. Don’t miss this evening of madness and mayhem.

Freddie Starr New Wimbledon Theatre, Wimbledon, UK Mon, 1st March 2010 - Mon, 1st March 2010 From £18.50*The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr will once again be thrilling UK audiences, as he takes his hilarious show to some of the country’s top theatres. One of Britain’s best loved and most enduring performers, Freddie has long since established himself as one of the all time greats, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured. Don’t miss this evening of madness and mayhem.

Hormonal Housewives King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Mon, 1st March 2010 - Sat, 6th March 2010 From £8.00*Every woman knows the challenges of juggling a career, childcare and the role of domestic goddess: women were multi-tasking before men stopped wearing loincloths! This hilarious evening of excessive laughter follows three hormonal women as they battle against weight loss, weight gain, mood swings, PMS, pelvic floor exercises, stretch marks, the onslaught of HRT, make-overs, waxing, men, chocolate, upper-lip hair, chocolate, chocolate...and all the other joys of reaching womanly maturity. Unmissable entertainment! Starring Carol Smillie.

Jason Manford Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Wed, 14th July 2010 - Thu, 15th July 2010 From £20.00*As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC1; Walk on the Wild Side, BBC1; As Seen on TV, BBC1; 8 out of 10 Cats, Channel 4; Royal Variety Performance 2009, ITV1; Jason Manford & Friends, BBC Radio 2. 'Guaranteed to deliver laughs…incredibly funny' Chortle 'One of the most consistently funny and effortlessly charming new comics around' Jonathan Ross 'A natural with the audience, warm, fun, engaging' Manchester Eve News 'Sharp observational comedy…inspired one-liners…Manford certainly knows how to get the laughs.' Metro 'Hilarious' Johnny Vegas 'A true master of observational comedy' BBC 'One of the funniest friends I’ve got' Peter Kay 'Engaging and witty' Sunday Times 'Deserves a cult following' The Scotsman Reconmended for ages 16+...

Jimmy Carr: Rapier Wit Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes, UK Tue, 25th May 2010 - Tue, 25th May 2010 From £22.50*Jimmy Carr is not just a TV star. He’s won awards, released chart-topping DVDs (there’s a new one out this November), written a best-selling book and broken box office records by performing to over 500,000 people in the last three years. He may be the hardest working man in comedy. But perhaps he wouldn’t have to be if he had a little bit more talent. This show is exactly the same as last year’s except every single word. It’s rude, crude and offensive but those aren’t the only reasons you’ll enjoy it. Not to be missed, unless it’s not your kind of thing.

Jimmy Carr: Rapier Wit New Victoria Theatre, Woking, UK Mon, 12th April 2010 - Wed, 14th April 2010 From £22.50*If you only see one comedy show this year... what’s the matter with you? Get out more. A ‘rapier’ is the long sword of a gentleman. ‘Rapier wit’ is defined as clever, quick, intelligent humour. Please note, Jimmy Carr doesn’t have ‘the long sword of a gentleman’ and even if you like him, ‘clever, quick and intelligent’ is a bit of a stretch.

Jimmy Carr: Rapier Wit The Plaza, Stockport Plaza, UK Sat, 13th March 2010 - Sat, 13th March 2010 From £22.50*A heady mix of artistic integrity, loyalty and avarice has put Jimmy back on the road. If you only see one comedy show this year… what’s the matter with you? Get out more. A ‘rapier’ is the long sword of a gentleman. ‘Rapier wit’ is defined as clever, quick, intelligent humour. Please note, Jimmy Carr doesn’t have ‘the long sword of a gentleman’ and even if you like him, ‘clever, quick and intelligent’ is a bit of a stretch.

Jo Caulfield Won't Shut Up! Quays Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sun, 18th April 2010 - Sun, 18th April 2010 From £14.00*The minute Jo Caulfield hits the stage you know you’re in for a good time. She is one of the most successful and instantly recognisable female comedians in the country. Star of Radio 4’s critically acclaimed It’s That Jo Caulfield Again and regularly seen on Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Argumental, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Best of The Comedy Store. ‘Sharp-witted, urban comedy that goes down a treat. Like a sociology textbook, but with jokes.’ The Times

John Bishop New Victoria Theatre, Woking, UK Sat, 30th October 2010 - Sat, 30th October 2010 From £20.00*The multi-award winning comedian and star of Live At The Apollo, Michael McIntyre's Roadshow, Skins, Mock The Week and 8 Out of 10 Cats, performs his brand new show. 'Bishop has funny bones' The Times 'Frankly hilarious' The Telegraph 'I can't help falling in love with this open, optimistic show' Guardian 'A gloriously gifted storyteller' Evening Standard

Jongleurs Comedy Richmond Theatre, Richmond, UK Thu, 1st April 2010 - Thu, 1st April 2010 From £10.00*The UK’s number one comedy company! Come along with your friends and enjoy two hours of top stand-up with the biggest and brightest stars on the comedy circuit. Jongleurs, the comedy club which launched the careers of Jack Dee, Paul Merton, Rory Bremner and many other household names, continues its highly successful tour of UK theatres with some of its hottest and most popular comedians. Tickets for these nights go like lightning, so book yours now and get ready for one of the funniest nights you'll have this year! Line up subject to change. Suitable for over 18s only.

Katy Brand's Big Ass Tour Churchill Theatre, Bromley, UK Sun, 25th April 2010 - Sun, 25th April 2010 From £18.50*Katy Brand is taking her Big Ass on tour. Join the British Comedy Award Winner and star of ITV2’s Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show, Have I Got News For You and Peep Show, for an evening of anarchic comedy, celebrity satire, music spoofs and much, much more. Following the success of her hit TV show, Katy is returning to her live roots with this silly, sassy and smart evening of comedy. Featuring old favourites and new material, there’s something here for everyone. 'A canny ability to dismantle the silliness of celebrity' - The Guardian Recommended for ages 14+

Katy Brand's Big Ass Tour New Victoria Theatre, Woking, UK Wed, 21st April 2010 - Wed, 21st April 2010 From £18.50*Katy Brand is taking her Big Ass on tour. Join the British Comedy Award Winner and star of ITV2’s Katy Brand’s Big Ass Show, Have I Got News For You and Peep Show, for an evening of anarchic comedy, celebrity satire, music spoofs and much, much more. Following the success of her hit TV show, Katy is returning to her live roots with this silly, sassy and smart evening of comedy. Featuring old favourites and new material, there’s something here for everyone. 'A canny ability to dismantle the silliness of celebrity' The Guardian Recommended for ages 14+

Ken Dodd Richmond Theatre, Richmond, UK Tue, 30th March 2010 - Wed, 31st March 2010 From £20.00*Ken Dodd is one of Britain’s funniest comedians - a true legend, icon and national treasure who has been entertaining us for over 55 years. Come and enjoy his famous Happiness Show and you’ll be absolutely discumknockerated (that’s Knotty Ash for ‘over the moon’) with a truly tattifelarius evening of laughter and songs presented by a comic genius. Enjoy a fun-filled variety show for all the family, with guests, non-stop gags and a selection of songs in celebration of more than fifty hilarious years of Happiness with The Squire of Knotty Ash.

Laurence Clark - Spastic Fantastic The Studio, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sun, 28th March 2010 - Sun, 28th March 2010 From £12.00*The show follows my attempts to reclaim the word ‘spastic’, as a person with cerebral palsy, through the power of stand-up comedy and hidden camera stunts. I am also currently part of the Abnormally Funny People monthly show at Soho Theatre and Chortle's Minority Report at Hackney Empire. If you want to get a taste of my sense of humour, check out my regular BBC Ouch column and some of my video sketches on YouTube. 

Lee Mack: Going Out King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Sat, 27th March 2010 - Sat, 27th March 2010 From £18.50*Critically acclaimed BAFTA-winning comedian Lee Mack returns to the live stage with a hotly anticipated new show. Lee will be bringing his trademark brand of high energy banter, well crafted gags and sharp one-liners to venues across the country on his biggest ever live stand-up tour. Television audiences will know Lee from the RTS and Rose d’Or award-winning Not Going Out (BBC ONE) with Tim Vine and Would I Lie To You? (BBC ONE) where he is a resident team captain. Lee was a key performer in the BAFTA winning The Sketch Show (ITV1), which ran for two series; he then worked alongside Kelsey Grammer in an American version of The Sketch Show; he wrote and starred in two series of the Sony Radio Award nominated, The Lee Mack Show (BBC Radio 2); hosted They Think It's All Over (BBC ONE); and headlined on Jack Dee Live at the Apollo (BBC ONE). Lee is also an acclaimed live performer. In 2005 Lee won the Best Stand-Up award at the Loaded LAFTAS. He has also previously received a nomination for the Perrier Award, and won a Time Out Best Live Comedy Award. His first stand up DVD - LEE MACK LIVE recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre at the end of his 2006 sell-out tour will be released on 26th November. This brand new tour for 2009/2010 is bound to be a sell-out, so don't delay, get your tickets now!...

Little Howard King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Sat, 20th March 2010 - Sat, 20th March 2010 From £13.50*Little Howard and the Magic Pencil of Life and Death As seen on the Royal Varity Performance 2009 Little Howard, the world’s first six-year-old, animated, interactive, "standing up comedian" is the brilliant creation of the award winning Howard Read. Together they are the comedy duo everyone's talking about - Big Howard, Little Howard. 'This has to be one of the most magical double acts on the circuit' ***** Stage 'Incredibly achingly funny' Daily Mail AGE RESTRICTION: 6 years +

Mark Watson Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Thu, 7th October 2010 - Thu, 7th October 2010 From £16.50*The multi-award winning comedian and host of BBC's We Need Answers, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, and a Mock The Week regular and star of cult Radio 4 series Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better, Mark Watson finally returns to the road in the UK, with his most personal, most surprising, and funniest show yet. Total sell-out seasons at the Montreal, Melbourne, Sydney and Edinburgh Festivals. Reconmended for ages 16+

Nation National Theatre, Olivier, London, UK Fri, 12th March 2010 - Sat, 27th March 2010 From £42.50*Based on a novel by Terry Pratchett Adapted by Mark Ravenhill A parallel world, 1860. Two teenagers thrown together by a tsunami that has destroyed Mau’s village and left Daphne shipwrecked on his South Pacific island, thousands of miles from home. One wears next to nothing, the other a long white dress; neither speaks the other’s language; somehow they must learn to survive. As starving refugees gather, Daphne delivers a baby, milks a pig, brews beer and does battle with a mutineer. Mau fights cannibal Raiders, discovers the world is round and questions the reality of his tribe’s fiercely patriarchal gods. Together they come of age, overseen by a foul-mouthed parrot, as they discard old doctrine to forge a new Nation. Oh I think you think I want to eat you but – no no no – I am offering you afternoon tea – over there – in one hour. Following His Dark Materials, Coram Boy and War Horse, the National stages Mark Ravenhill’s exhilarating adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s latest witty and challenging adventure story. There’s no demons, no gods. Just me. And the waves and the sun and birth and death. And there’s no reason for anything. I’m sorry: that’s just the way it seems to me. Suitable for 10yrs+...

One Man Lord of the Rings Theatre Royal Brighton, Brighton, UK Wed, 24th March 2010 - Wed, 24th March 2010 From £13.00*Charles Ross, creator of the hugely successful One Man Star Wars Trilogy, returns with his equally hilarious follow-up – One Man Lord of the Rings – in which he recreates the enchanting world of Middle-earth, armed with nothing more than a pair of elbow pads and his outrageous imagination. No props or costumes are required as Ross hurtles through the Tolkien trilogy – The Fellowship Of The Ring, The Two Towers and The Return Of The King – in just 3,600 seconds of unbelievable kinetic entertainment. If you’ve seen the films, read the books and named your first-born Frodo, don’t miss Ross’ zany take on the ever-popular epic saga. The Lord of the Rings and the characters, items, events and places therein are trademarks or registered trademarks of The Saul Zaentz Company d/b/a Tolkien Enterprises. All rights reserved....

Paul Merton Impro Chums Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Sat, 15th May 2010 - Sat, 15th May 2010 From £20.00*Paul Merton, one of the country's funniest and best-loved performers, sets out in Spring 2010 on a brand new UK-wide tour with his world renowned Impro Chums. Paul and his chums, Mike McShane, Lee Simpson, Richard Vranch and Suki Webster will create a new and unique comedy show every single night, based entirely on suggestions from the audience, their own finely honed improvisational skills and an almost manic compulsion to show off.

Phil Buckley: Jokes Not Included The Studio, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sun, 21st March 2010 - Sun, 21st March 2010 From £10.00*Did you ever hear the one about the comedian who doesn’t tell jokes? After touring the world with shows in Australia, New Zealand and America, critically acclaimed City Life finalist Phil Buckley is back by popular demand. A regular on TV and radio, Phil is widely regarded as a rising star of the comedy circuit and one to watch. Join him for a brand new hour of stand-up without jokes, just true stories and real laughs. ‘Top-class.’ - Time Out

Rhod Gilbert Lyric Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Sun, 18th April 2010 - Sun, 18th April 2010 From £20.00*First-class comedian with a string of accolades. He was a finalist in the Channel 4 'So You Think You're Funny' Competition 2002. He then graduated to being the winner of the Gift Of The Gag 2003 and BBC Comedy Awards 2003 competitions. In recent times he's been seen on TV's 'Mock The Week'. A surefire star of the future.

Roy Chubby Brown - Adults Only! The Plaza, Stockport Plaza, UK Thu, 15th April 2010 - Thu, 15th April 2010 From £18.50*The man with the helmet still shocking audiences in those few venues that will have him back! Coarse and sick humour - strictly adults only.

Ruby Wax - Losing It? Richmond Theatre, Richmond, UK Sun, 23rd May 2010 - Sun, 23rd May 2010 From £20.00*Starring Ruby Wax and Judith Owen Ruby Wax and acclaimed musician Judith Owen combine their talents in a new show for one night only, prior to the West End. Ruby had it all – career, dream house, husband, kids - but people soon realised something was wrong when she painted her house the same colour ‘beige’ for the 47th time. There was only one thing for it – send her to the Priory! Told with wit, humour and a lot of heart, this is Ruby at her belting best – when she’s losing it! 'Ruby Wax is on razor sharp form. I laughed and I cried. Don’t miss it!' Adam Helliker, Sunday Express Join Ruby and Judith for 20 Minute Q & A session after each show....

Sarah Millican - Chatterbox Dancehouse Theatre, Quaytickets, UK Sat, 13th November 2010 - Sat, 13th November 2010 From £12.00*Sarah Millican, star of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and if.comedy Best Newcomer, announces her debut UK tour. The sweet and filthy Geordie’s stand-up show promises jokes about life, love and what to do when your boyfriend puts a sock on your boob during sex. 

Sean Lock Lyric Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Wed, 7th April 2010 - Sun, 11th April 2010 From £16.50*Following the sell-out success of his last visit in 2007, Sean Lock returns to The Lowry with his unique mix of hyperactive imagination, surreal imagery and insightful observations on the human condition. A regular on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Q.I. and Argumental, he has been described by Ricky Gervais as ‘one of the most influential British stand ups of the past 10 years’ and has won the coveted British Comedy Award for Best Live Performer.

Sister Act London Palladium, London, UK Mon, 1st March 2010 - Sat, 1st January 2011 From £30.00*Based on the smash-hit movie, Sister Act features a brand new score by 8 time Oscar winner Alan Menken whose credits include Little Shop of Horrors, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid and most recently the hit movie Enchanted. Sister Act is a divine new musical comedy which will raise the roof at the London Palladium from June 2009. Please Note Sheila Hancock will be taking holiday from the 15th to 22nd July 2009. During this time the role of Mother Superior shall be played by Jo Napthine. 

Square(d) Wimbledon Studio, Wimbledon, UK Wed, 10th March 2010 - Sat, 13th March 2010 From £10.00* Square(d) is a comedy first. It tells the story of four thirty-something who come to realise over one evening that they have the same material comfort, the same meaningless life-purpose and even the same mistress ! In one evening, they need this unbelievable event to make their life take a U turn and question themselves. But it's also a play about today’s young adults, a generation facing doubts. In the time of a credit crunch, what are we running for? What kind of life are those four guys working for? Why is there the feeling that the ideals and the goals we have been sold by a consumerist society are not really fulfilling? Square(d) is a funny way of looking at questions that people ask themselves today. And as farces are also the most chaotic form of theatre, Square(d) really takes us deep into the chaos of the situation. Fresh Ideas is a season of new work at the New Wimbledon Studio showcasing the best of new writers,directors and theatre companies. Each week from February to May we will present a brand new piece of theatre and after the show you will have the chance to feed back your comments directly to its creators....

Stephen Lynch Lyric Theatre, The Lowry, The Lowry, UK Thu, 11th March 2010 - Thu, 11th March 2010 From £18.50*Whether he’s singing an ode to an ailing grandfather (and the inheritance that his death will bring), breaking up with a girlfriend because of her racial make-up (she’s just “too white”), or opening the door to his mind to let the voices inside his head sing out, Lynch is a self-proclaimed "musician trapped in the body of a comedian." His unique blend of musical based comedy has earned him fiercely loyal fans around the world eager to experience his sold-out live shows, three best-selling CDs and DVDs, and his top-rated Comedy Central Specials. His Broadway debut in the title role of The Wedding Singer earned him nominations for the highest honors in American Theatre as well as a nomination for the highly coveted Tony Award for Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical....

Stewart Francis - Tour De Francis Dancehouse Theatre, Quaytickets, UK Fri, 30th April 2010 - Fri, 30th April 2010 From £14.00*Great Comedians Come in Cycles. As seen on 'Mock The Week', 'Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow' and '8 Out Of 10 Cats'. "A brilliant comic brain...this stand-up cracks some of the best one liners I've ever heard". Guardian "One of the funniest comedian's in the world". The Late Late Show 

That'll Be The Day The Plaza, Stockport Plaza, UK Tue, 25th May 2010 - Tue, 25th May 2010 From £18.50*BRAND NEW SPRING 2010 SHOW! Prepare for a party as the legendary That’ll Be The Day, the UK’s most successful touring rock ‘n’ roll production returns with a Brand New Spring 2010 Show. Trevor, Gary and the gang bring on back the good times with a combination of their unique comedy routines mixed with back to back non-stop classic gold hits from the 1950s through to the 70s to produce a show with a real feel good party atmosphere!! We guarantee you’ll be on your feet and dancing before the night is over!! DON’T MISS THIS PARTY!! ‘WHAT A GREAT VALUE FOR MONEY SHOW THAT’LL BE THE DAY IS. NOT TO BE MISSED!!’ – The Daily Mail...

That'll Be The Day Victoria Hall, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Thu, 1st April 2010 - Thu, 1st April 2010 From £17.50*Prepare for a party as the legendary rock 'n' roll production That’ll Be The Day visits with a brand-new show. Trevor, Gary and the gang bring back the good times with a combination of their unique comedy routines and non-stop hits from the 1950s through to the 70s - a show with a real feelgood party atmosphere!

The 39 Steps Criterion Theatre, London, UK Mon, 1st March 2010 - Sat, 23rd October 2010 From £45.00*'Exactly the thing the West End has been waiting for' - The Observer 'A joyous version of the Hitchcock classic' **** - Sunday Times John Buchan's THE 39 STEPS - memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock in 1935 - is thrillingly adapted for the stage. This hilarious and spectacular new version of John Buchan’s gripping novel is based on the 1935 Hitchcock film. It features 4 actors, more than 139 parts and scenes including a chase on the Flying Scotsman, an escape on the Forth Bridge, the first theatrical bi-plane crash ever staged and a death-defying finale! Rachel Pickup now stars. 'Clever, very funny, imaginative and brilliantly acted' - The Guardian NO 1 CRITICS' CHOICE Daily Telegraph, Evening Standard, Independent on Sunday, Observer, Sunday Telegraph, Sunday Times, Time Out...

The 39 Steps Ticket + Hotel Criterion Theatre + Hotel, PACKAGES, UK - From £71.00*With this exclusive packaged hotel deal you receive ticket(s) to "The 39 Steps" at the Criterion Theatre and choose your duration at our selection of London hotels. 'Exactly the thing the West End has been waiting for' - The Observer 'A joyous version of the Hitchcock classic' **** - Sunday Times John Buchan's THE 39 STEPS - memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock in 1935 - is thrillingly adapted for the stage. This hilarious and spectacular new version of John Buchan’s gripping novel is based on the 1935 Hitchcock film. It features 4 actors, more than 139 parts and scenes including a chase on the Flying Scotsman, an escape on the Forth Bridge, the first theatrical bi-plane crash ever staged and a death-defying finale! Rachel Pickup now stars. 'Clever, very funny, imaginative and brilliantly acted' - The Guardian NO 1 CRITICS' CHOICE Daily Telegraph, Evening Standard, Independent on Sunday, Observer, Sunday Telegraph, Sunday Times, Time Out...

The Armstrong & Miller Show King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Fri, 22nd October 2010 - Sat, 23rd October 2010 From £20.00*Following the resounding success of BBC One’s BAFTA-nominated Armstrong & Miller Show, Ben Miller (Moving Wallpaper) and Alexander Armstrong (Mutual Friends) will be hitting the road in Autumn 2010 and touring a brand new live show around the UK’s major venues. With their usual mix of the beautifully observed and the utterly barmy, Ben and Xander will be performing a parade of characters from their extensive dressing-up box and wig-store including; The street-talking WWII chav pilots; Brabbins and Fyffe, the filthy alter-egos of Flanders and Swann; Jilted Jim, dumped at the altar but still on his honeymoon; Terry Devlin, the royal correspondent who really KNOWS the royals; Dennis Lincoln-Park, the accident-prone culture buff; the Frank Dad; and so many more… Ben and Xander comment: 'We are cock-a-hoop to be stepping out on tour in Autumn 2010. Expect all your favourite Armstrong and Miller characters and sketches in a market-fresh brand spanking new show.'...

The Armstrong & Miller Show Milton Keynes Theatre, Milton Keynes, UK Sun, 17th October 2010 - Sun, 17th October 2010 From £20.00*Alexander Armstrong and Ben Miller take their hit BBC comedy sketch show on the road.

The Armstrong & Miller Show New Victoria Theatre, Woking, UK Sun, 14th November 2010 - Sun, 14th November 2010 From £20.00*Following the resounding success of BBC One’s BAFTA-nominated Armstrong & Miller Show, Ben Miller (Moving Wallpaper) and Alexander Armstrong (Mutual Friends) will be hitting the road in Autumn 2010 and touring a brand new live show around the UK’s major venues. With their usual mix of the beautifully observed and the utterly barmy, Ben and Xander will be performing a parade of characters from their extensive dressing-up box and wig-store including; The street-talking WWII chav pilots; Brabbins and Fyffe, the filthy alter-egos of Flanders and Swann; Jilted Jim, dumped at the altar but still on his honeymoon; Terry Devlin, the royal correspondent who really knows the royals; Dennis Lincoln-Park, the accident-prone culture buff; the Frank Dad; and so many more… Ben and Xander comment: 'We are cock-a-hoop to be stepping out on tour in Autumn 2010. Expect all your favourite Armstrong and Miller characters and sketches in a market-fresh brand spanking new show.'...

The Armstrong & Miller Show Regent Theatre, Stoke-on-Trent, UK Sun, 10th October 2010 - Sun, 10th October 2010 From £20.00*Following the resounding success of BBC One’s BAFTA-nominated Armstrong & Miller Show, Ben Miller (Moving Wallpaper) and Alexander Armstrong (Mutual Friends) will be hitting the road in Autumn 2010 and touring a brand new live show around the UK’s major venues. With their usual mix of the beautifully observed and the utterly barmy, Ben and Xander will be performing a parade of characters from their extensive dressing-up box and wig-store including; The street-talking WWII chav pilots; Brabbins and Fyffe, the filthy alter-egos of Flanders and Swann; Jilted Jim, dumped at the altar but still on his honeymoon; Terry Devlin, the royal correspondent who really knows the royals; Dennis Lincoln-Park, the accident-prone culture buff; the Frank Dad; and so many more… Ben and Xander comment: 'We are cock-a-hoop to be stepping out on tour in Autumn 2010. Expect all your favourite Armstrong and Miller characters and sketches in a market-fresh brand spanking new show.'...

The Armstrong & Miller Show Theatre Royal Brighton, Brighton, UK Fri, 15th October 2010 - Sat, 16th October 2010 From £20.00*Following the resounding success of BBC One’s BAFTA-nominated Armstrong & Miller Show, Ben Miller (Moving Wallpaper) and Alexander Armstrong (Mutual Friends) will be hitting the road in Autumn 2010 and touring a brand new live show around the UK’s major venues. With their usual mix of the beautifully observed and the utterly barmy, Ben and Xander will be performing a parade of characters from their extensive dressing-up box and wig-store including; The street-talking WWII chav pilots; Brabbins and Fyffe, the filthy alter-egos of Flanders and Swann; Jilted Jim, dumped at the altar but still on his honeymoon; Terry Devlin, the royal correspondent who really KNOWS the royals; Dennis Lincoln-Park, the accident-prone culture buff; the Frank Dad; and so many more… Ben and Xander comment: 'We are cock-a-hoop to be stepping out on tour in Autumn 2010. Expect all your favourite Armstrong and Miller characters and sketches in a market-fresh brand spanking new show.'...

The Producers King's Theatre, Glasgow, UK Tue, 9th March 2010 - Sat, 13th March 2010 From £11.00*After the success of their 2009 production of Chess, Paisley Musical and Operatic Society are proud to be staging the Glasgow amateur premiere of the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical The Producers. Max Bialystock, a failed Broadway producer, together with his rather meek accountant, Leo Bloom, decide to stage a Broadway flop. They have come to the conclusion that they can make more money with a failure than they can with a success. So Max and Leo search New York for the worst script they can find. Their foolproof scheme gets complicated when their crass and totally tasteless production turns out to be a huge hit with the public. Adapted from Mel Brooks' 1968 film by the man himself, this hilarious musical comedy opened on Broadway in 2001 where it won 12 Tony Awards. Featuring new music specially written by Mel Brooks for the Broadway stage, with songs including Springtime for Hitler and When You Got It, Flaunt It, he has created a laugh-a-minute musical comedy which is not to be missed....

Wife After Death Churchill Theatre, Bromley, UK - From £19.00*A new comedy from BAFTA Award-winner and author of Rising Damp Eric Chappell In life, Dave Thursby was a hugely successful television comedian, loved by the public. In death, he leaves his wife, agent and close companions bereft. They are going to miss Dave terribly. Some of them may even be out of work. Unless, of course, the repeats, television specials, biographies and newspaper tell-alls can fill the vacuum. And who is best placed to exploit the legacy? Crammed with great jokes, Tom Conti leads a fantastic cast of performers, in this hilarious and fast paced comedy from the author of such classic TV Series as Rising Damp, Duty Free, Only When I Laugh and Home to Roost. Eric Chappell's script reflects a lifetime of working with comedians and he understands the ego of comic genius better than most – exposed hilariously in Wife After Death....

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